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Homeowner Era Funny New Home Gift Candle

Homeowner Era Funny New Home Gift Candle

$18.00 USD
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Celebrate Your New Home in Style (and With a Bit of Humour)

Right then, you have bought a house. Rather marvellous. Now light a candle that actually gets it. Our Homeowner Era candle arrives with that rather good cherry red text on pale pink, announcing to anyone who visits that yes, you are indeed in your homeowner era, and no, you do not need to explain yourself further.

Why Choose Our Homeowner Era Candle

Handcrafted With Proper Care: Each candle is hand poured in our workshop using natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil, made to order specifically for you. Nothing mass produced, nothing remotely dodgy about the whole operation.

A Gift That Actually Makes Sense: Whether you are celebrating your own milestone or sending this to a friend who has just taken the plunge into homeownership, this candle says what needs saying without resorting to flowery sentiment.

Four Scents to Suit Your Mood: Secret Beach Club whisks you away with coconut, pineapple and peach. Pink Blossom offers a sweet, serene blend of amber, vanilla, peach and jasmine. Chilled Vibes balances fresh citrus and eucalyptus on a calming floral base, rather like a spa day in your sitting room. Midnight Queen is altogether more indulgent, combining jasmine and oud with exotic spices on a woody base.

Beautifully Packaged: Everything arrives in 100 percent recyclable packaging, because we rather think the planet deserves a break.

Product Details

Sizes Available: Choose between 20cl (190g) or 30cl (250g) candles in either blush pink or clear glass, depending on your preference and the mood you are trying to set.

Your Scent Selection: Pick from Secret Beach Club, Pink Blossom, Chilled Vibes, or Midnight Queen. This is genuinely the best bit of homeownership, beyond the mortgage anyway.

Order your Homeowner Era candle today and mark your transition into adult life with something that actually works. These are made to order, so do pop your request in sooner rather than later.

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SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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