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The Hoodie That Proves You Have Excellent Taste in Potatoes
Right then. We've rather gone and done it. This isn't just any hoodie, you see. It's a splendid celebration of that most adorable of creatures: the snorty potato masquerading as a pug. Featuring our impossibly plump and utterly fetching Snorty Potato emblazoned across the front, this is the sort of garment that makes you look effortlessly rather good while simultaneously embracing your inner spud enthusiast.
Why Choose Our Snorty Potato Hoodie
Marvellously Soft Comfort: Made from certified organic cotton that's positively dreamy against the skin. Perfect for lounging, avoiding adult responsibilities, or pretending to work from home while actually napping.
Conversation Starter: Prepare yourself. Wearing this means fielding pug-related enquiries from complete strangers, which is either brilliant or mildly mortifying, depending on your outlook.
Properly Handsome Design: The signature snort printed with low-waste technology means you're not just looking fabulous, you're doing so with a clear conscience.
A Bit of Pug Royalty: Snorty Potato's delightfully stylish presence transforms an ordinary hoodie into a rather good statement piece.
Product Details
Material: Certified organic cotton pullover, 300g per square meter weight. Gorgeously substantial without being stuffy.
Care: Wash cool, hang dry. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for proper social and sustainability standards.
Sustainability: Genetically modified free, never tested on animals, contains no animal-derived products.
Size Guide in Centimeters
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure right round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between sizes, do go for the larger of the two. You'll thank yourself later.
Join the rather growing number of pug enthusiasts who've discovered that comfort and personality aren't mutually exclusive. This one rather won't stay around forever, so best not dither about.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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