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Meet Your New Favourite Silly Goose
Right, here's the thing. We've made a rather fetching ceramic goose that comes with an actual bread slice, because apparently geese have opinions about carbohydrates too. It's entirely handmade from start to finish, which sounds like showing off but is rather necessary when you're dealing with something this gloriously daft.
Why Choose Our Silly Goose
Utterly Handcrafted: Each goose is wheel thrown in white stoneware, finished with properly charming goose features, colour underglazed, biscuit fired, glazed with transparent finish, then stoneware fired. The whole faffing about takes ages, but that's rather the point.
Removable Bread Slice: One ceramic bread slice comes as standard, measuring 6cm by 6cm and 1cm deep. Additional bread slices are available separately if your goose develops a carbohydrate obsession.
Splendidly Versatile: Use as napkin rings for the dining table, perch on a shelf as a glorious talking point, nestle some blooms beside it, or simply admire from a distance while wondering where your life took this wonderfully silly turn. Makes rather a good gift for someone with a sense of humour and a moderately chaotic home.
Vegan Friendly Materials: Made with plant-based clay and glaze, because even silly geese appreciate ethics.
Product Details
Height: 12 to 14 centimetres
Bread Dimensions: 6cm by 6cm by 1cm deep
Material: White stoneware with underglaze colour and transparent glaze finish
Quantity: Sold individually
Get your Silly Goose now and become the sort of person who owns a handmade ceramic waterfowl. We think that's rather marvellous.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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