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Holy Fucking Matrimony Funny Wedding Candle

Holy Fucking Matrimony Funny Wedding Candle

$18.00 USD
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The Wedding Gift That Actually Makes Them Laugh

Look, we rather suspect you've been to enough weddings to know that most gifts end up gathering dust on a shelf somewhere. Not this one. This is the candle that arrives, gets unwrapped, and immediately becomes the talking point of the entire reception. The message is bold, the humour is unabashed, and yes, it smells absolutely glorious too.

Why Choose Our Wedding Candle

It's Properly Handsome The message 'Holy Fucking Matrimony' is printed in our bold red ink on a pale pink base. It's cheeky without being nasty, funny without trying too hard.

Natural and Rather Good Each glass candle is hand poured using natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil. We've gone to the bother of sourcing the good stuff because, well, half measures avail us nothing.

Made to Order, Just for Them We create your candle with a scent of your choosing before wrapping it beautifully in 100% recyclable packaging. It's personal without being peculiar.

Product Details

Wax Composition Natural soy wax with premium fragrance oil

Scent Selection Choose your fragrance at checkout

Hand Poured Created individually to order in our workshop

Packaging 100% recyclable and beautifully presented

Perfect For Couples with a sense of humour, milestone celebrations, or anyone who rather enjoys a good laugh

Order now and give them a wedding gift they'll actually remember. These are created to order, so do get yours sorted sooner rather than later.

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SHIPPING + RETURNS


THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!


RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY
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Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!

PAYMENT

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us

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