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The Birthday Card Your Friends Will Actually Keep
Look, we won't pretend this is just another birthday card. It's a watermelon in full cheerleader regalia, pom-poms and all, genuinely excited to celebrate someone's special day. Rather marvellous, if we do say so.
Why Choose Our Watermelon Birthday Card
Utterly Fetching Design: Hand-crafted watermelon wedge cheerleader complete with pom-poms, pleated skirt, and rather endearing legs. It's absurd in the best possible way.
Properly Handsome Execution: Printed on substantial 350gsm smooth silk card stock in the UK, because we believe birthday cards deserve to feel rather good in your hands.
Blank Inside Canvas: All yours to fill with whatever cheerful nonsense seems appropriate. Maximum creative freedom.
Splendid for Summer Celebrations: Whether it's a friend's birthday, family milestone, or anyone who appreciates a fruit-based pun with genuine enthusiasm, this delivers the goods.
Product Details
Size: A6 format at 105 by 148 millimetres, perfectly portable without being inconveniently small.
Materials: 350gsm smooth silk card, designed and printed thoughtfully in the UK.
What's Included: One card, one kraft envelope, and absolutely zero watermelon seeds.
Perfect For: Anyone celebrating a birthday who doesn't take themselves frightfully seriously. Summer parties. Pun enthusiasts. People who appreciate a cheerleader vegetable.
Send this rather fabulous card before the moment passes. Birthdays, as you know, are rather fleeting things.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
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