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Sleep Like You Mean It. A Bed Frame That Actually Lasts.
Look, we've all bought furniture that wobbles apologetically within eighteen months. This isn't that. The Birch Bed Tango is a rather good bed frame that does the one thing bed frames ought to do: stay put, look splendid, and support you night after night without any existential creaking.
Why Choose Our Birch Bed
Built from proper birch wood: Strong enough to handle real life, with that gorgeous natural grain that makes your bedroom feel like you've got your act together.
Hidden joints for a seamless look: No unsightly bolts or visible seams. Just clean lines that whisper understated sophistication.
Eco-friendly water-based finish: Your bed won't off-gas suspicious chemicals. Responsibly sourced from sustainably managed forests, because good design shouldn't come with environmental guilt.
Solid birch slatted base: Proper support and airflow. Your mattress will thank you. Your sleep will too.
Built-in engineering for wider frames: Models from 120cm upwards feature extra center support and additional legs. We've thought this through so you don't have to.
Product Details
Dimensions: Available in standard widths. Bed base height from floor is 21cm, which means you won't need a stepladder or feel like you're sleeping in a bunker.
Weight capacity: 120kg for narrow models, 250kg for wider ones. Sturdy enough for most human situations.
Materials: 100 percent birch wood with water-based lacquer. Responsibly sourced. Made in Estonia.
This is the sort of bed frame you buy once and stop thinking about. The best compliment any furniture can receive.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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