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Thank Fuck You're Engaged Funny Candle

Thank Fuck You're Engaged Funny Candle

$18.00 USD
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The Gift Nobody Knew They Needed (But Absolutely Did)

Right, so your friend is finally engaged. Marvellous news, that. Rather than reaching for the hundredth champagne flute or picture frame, might we suggest something rather more memorable. This splendid candle delivers exactly the sentiment you've been thinking but were too polite to say, blazed across a pale pink label in our signature bold red font. Think of it as permission to be brilliantly honest.

Why Choose Our Engagement Candle

Genuinely Handmade: Each candle is properly crafted in our Manchester workshop, hand-poured to order so your gift arrives as fresh and thoughtful as the sentiment itself.

Natural Soy Wax: We've filled every vessel with premium soy wax and fragrance oil that actually smells rather good, because cheap candles are nobody's idea of fabulous.

Your Scent, Your Way: Before we package it up, you get to choose the fragrance. Personalization that feels personal, not like a corporate afterthought.

Beautifully Wrapped: Hand-packaged in fully recyclable materials, because gorgeous gifts should arrive gorgeously, and the planet deserves a break.

Product Details

Material: Natural soy wax in glass vessel

Label: Pale pink with bold red text

Craftsmanship: Hand-poured to order in Manchester

Packaging: 100 percent recyclable and entirely hand-finished

Fragrance Selection: Choose your preferred scent at checkout

Order now and give your newly engaged friend a candle that captures the absolute joy and slight bewilderment of the moment. Rather good gifts do tend to get themselves remembered.

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THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!


RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY
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Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!

PAYMENT

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us

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