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The Sweatshirt for Living That Hairicane Life
Right, so you've got a Bearded Collie. Or you admire people who do. Either way, you understand that life is rather less about quiet contemplation and rather more about fur, flailing zoomies, and the occasional unsolicited face lick. This sweatshirt gets it. Softer than a Bearded Collie's ear and marginally less likely to run off with your sock, it's rather the thing for anyone caught in the beautiful chaos of dog ownership.
Whether you're on walk number five of the day or simply attempting to drink your tea without supervision from two intensely loving eyes, this is your cuddle-ready companion. Cozy, marvellously made, and splendidly comfortable.
Why Choose Our Bearded Collie Sweatshirt
Gorgeously Soft Comfort: Certified organic cotton that feels rather fabulous against your skin, 300g per square metre of proper quality.
Ethically Made: Produced in a renewable energy powered factory, audited for social and sustainability standards. Genetically modified free, never tested on animals, and contains no animal-derived products.
Thoughtfully Designed: Printed with low waste printing technology because we do care about the planet, even if your Bearded Collie occasionally doesn't.
Perfectly Fitted: Available in sizes XS through 5XL, so everyone gets to join the Hairicane Life.
Product Details
Material: 100 percent certified organic cotton
Weight: 300 grams per square metre
Care: Wash cool, hang dry for longevity
Fit Guide: Measure your chest just below your armpits, your waist where your trousers button, and note your natural height. If you fall between sizes, do go for the larger. Sizing runs from XS for those around 171cm tall with an 86cm chest, through to 5XL for those around 195cm with a 162cm chest.
This is rather more than a sweatshirt. It's a small rebellion against the chaos, a hug you can wear, a quiet acknowledgment that yes, your life is completely mad and absolutely splendid for it.
Join the Hairicane Life. Order yours today before someone else claims this rather marvellous bit of comfort.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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