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The Cheeky Christmas Candle She'll Actually Want to Display
Look, we'll be honest. Finding a gift for her that lands somewhere between hilarious and genuinely useful is rather tricky. This candle does precisely that. Emblazoned with the rather cheeky message 'Merry Christmas you ho (ho ho)' in our signature bold red font on a pale pink label, it's the sort of thing that makes people smile when they spot it on the shelf. The good sort of smile, we mean.
Why Choose Our Funny Christmas Candle
Hand Poured Goodness: Each glass candle is filled with natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil, hand poured in our Manchester workshop. No factory assembly line nonsense here.
Made to Order, Just for You: We create your candle fresh with a scent of your choosing before wrapping it beautifully by hand. Rather personal, actually.
Guilt-Free Packaging: It arrives in 100 percent recyclable packaging, so you can feel fabulous about your choice all round.
Conversation Starter: This is the candle people notice. The one they ask about. The one that says you've got taste and a sense of humour.
Product Details
Wax Blend: Natural soy wax for a cleaner, longer-lasting burn
Fragrance: Premium fragrance oil in your chosen scent
Label Design: Bold red text on pale pink label with our signature humorous message
Craftsmanship: Hand poured and hand packaged in our Manchester workshop
Packaging: 100 percent recyclable materials
This rather splendid candle makes the sort of Christmas gift that people actually remember. Order now and give her something that's both utterly fetching and properly funny.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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