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The Only Thing Getting Blown Today Funny Candle Gift for Her
$18.00 USD
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A Rather Cheeky Candle That Says What She's Really Thinking
Honestly, we're not sure if this is the cleverest gift or the most mildly embarrassing thing we've ever put in a box. Either way, it works brilliantly. The message reads 'This candle is the only thing getting blown today' in our signature bold red font on a soft pink label, and yes, your girlfriend will absolutely get it.
Why Choose Our Funny Candle Gift
Rather Good Humour: The sort of joke that lands perfectly at dinner parties and makes everyone simultaneously groan and laugh. Marvellous stuff.
Beautifully Crafted: Each candle is hand poured in our Manchester workshop using natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil. We take the joke seriously, but the candle even more so.
Scent of Your Choosing: Select your preferred fragrance before we create it. Because a great joke deserves a great smell to match.
Utterly Fetching Packaging: Packaged by hand in 100 percent recyclable materials. It arrives looking rather splendid, which matters when you're giving someone something this cheeky.
Product Details
Wax: Natural soy wax for a proper, long-lasting burn
Fragrance: Premium fragrance oil, hand selected by you
Label: Pale pink with bold red text, rather good-looking on any shelf
Packaging: 100 percent recyclable, beautifully presented
Made To Order: Created specifically for you in our Manchester workshop
This is the sort of gift that gets remembered, retold, and absolutely treasured. Rather marvellous for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because you fancy making her smile.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
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