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A Marvellously Easy Way to Look Botanically Brilliant
You might not be the sort to lovingly whisper to ferns or talk compost ratios over brunch, and that’s perfectly fine. This cream globe thistle faux stem offers all the aesthetic smugness of horticultural success without the mess, the mud, or the mournful wilting. Simply place it somewhere vaguely decorative and bask in its everlasting charm.
Why Choose Our Cream Globe Thistle Faux Flower Stem?
- Splendid Realism: Painstakingly crafted to fool your guests, your mother-in-law and probably yourself
- Effortlessly Stylish: Looks equally marvellous alone or rubbing stems with other faux friends
- Surprisingly Adaptable: Sits beautifully in that expensive vase or the quirky one you found at the charity shop
- Ever Fresh: Unbothered by sunlight, radiators, or your forgetful nature
Product Details:
- Height: 56 cm, which is frankly rather impressive
- Colour: Creamy green with gentle countryside undertones
- Material: Premium plastic with an uncanny resemblance to the flora it pretends to be
Add this fabulously low-maintenance flourish to your space now and enjoy the thrill of appearing far more plant-savvy than you are
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We are Sostter
We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
We curate independent brands, one-of-a-kind finds, and everyday essentials with character.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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