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Ho Fucking No Christmas Card Funny Adult Holiday Greeting
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The Christmas card for those of us who've rather given up on the whole Father Christmas charade. If your idea of festive cheer involves significantly more cynicism than tinsel, well, you've found your people.
This brilliantly hand-illustrated card features a cheerful blue bauble emblazoned with the phrase Ho Fucking No in proper festive lettering. It's the sort of thing that arrives on the doormat and immediately makes someone laugh out loud, which is rather the whole point, isn't it?
Why Choose Our Christmas Card
Genuinely Hand-Drawn Art: Illustrated and printed right here in the UK with proper pen and paper, not generated by some algorithm pretending to have a sense of humour.
Marvellous Quality: Printed on 300gsm card stock that feels rather splendid in your hands, with colours that don't fade faster than your New Year's resolutions.
Blank Canvas Inside: Room for your own message, whether that's a heartfelt note or something equally irreverent.
Thoughtfully Packaged: Arrives with a coordinating red recycled envelope, because presentation matters, even when you're being deliberately cheeky.
Environmentally Conscious: FSC-certified paper means you can feel rather virtuous about your naughtiness.
Product Details
Dimensions: A6 size at 105 by 148 millimetres, perfectly suited for posting or displaying on a mantelpiece.
Paper Quality: 300gsm card with a gloriously smooth finish.
Envelope: Red recycled envelope included.
Certification: FSC-certified for sustainable gifting.
Origin: Hand-illustrated and printed in the UK.
Perfect for friends who appreciate honest humour, that Secret Santa recipient with impeccable taste, colleagues who've heard you complain about Christmas carols one too many times, and anyone who finds traditional festive greetings utterly unbearable.
Fancy sending this directly to someone special? Simply leave your message in the order notes and we'll handwrite it inside, adding that personal touch that makes the whole thing rather rather splendid.
Order now and spread some properly cynical festive cheer this season.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
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RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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