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I Have Terrible Ideas Cotton T Shirt
$30.00 USD
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A Rather Good Excuse for Questionable Decisions
If you've ever considered yourself a connoisseur of questionable plans or the type who turns mild chaos into a personality trait, then goodness — you may have just stumbled upon your new favourite T shirt. This oversized delight, crafted from 100 percent organic cotton, wears like the softest self-deprecating hug and proudly declares, I HAVE TERRIBLE IDEAS if you need any. Which, frankly, is a sort of efficiency in warning labels.
Why Choose Our T Shirt?
- Fabulously Made: Lovingly spun from 100 percent organic cotton, because you deserve to be swaddled in softness while contemplating wildly impractical schemes.
- Utterly Fetching Style: Oversized cut for that casually dishevelled, effortlessly cool look — like you tried, but not too hard.
- Cheeky Charm: The delightfully blunt message has already sparked conversations, laughs, and at least one spontaneous invention of toast-topped lasagna.
Product Details:
- Fit: Generously oversized. Might be wise to consult the size chart, unless you enjoy embracing the tent aesthetic.
- Material: 100 percent organic cotton for maximum comfort and marginally improved karma.
- Care Instructions: Machine washable and maintains its glory even after multiple romantic rendezvous with your laundry cycle.
Whether you're gifting it to that friend with a history of implausible road trips, or popping it on during your own 3am brainstorms involving duct tape and ambition, this shirt reliably delivers both comfort and character. Order now, before someone else with terrible ideas beats you to it.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!
PAYMENT
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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We are Sostter
We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
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