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Glorious Peonies Without the Guilt or the Water
If plant ownership feels a bit like fostering unpredictable green toddlers, allow this Large White Peony Faux Plant to bring a welcome dose of calm. No watering. No wilting. No desperate Googling about droopy leaves at 2am. Just perpetually marvellous blooms that look rather fetching and ask precisely nothing in return.
Why Choose Our Large White Peony Faux Plant?
- Fabulously Lifelike: Petals so convincing you may find yourself apologising when you brush past. Cunningly crafted to fool even the sniffiest of horticulturists.
- Delightfully Stylish: Whether your aesthetic leans mid-century, minimalist, or mildly chaotic, it effortlessly elevates the space like a book you pretend to have read.
- Forever in Bloom: Maintains its properly handsome appearance all year round, through heatwaves, house parties, and bouts of benign neglect.
- Utterly Complementary: Works beautifully as a stand-alone showpiece or nestled among other faux flora, antique trinkets, or possibly a decorative bowl of keys.
Product Details:
- Dimensions: 71cm (H) x 46cm (W) x 46cm (D)
- Color: Creamy white blooms with verdant green stems
- Material: Quality faux botanical texture in premium plastic (absolutely no balloon resemblance whatsoever)
Secure yours now before your overly stylish cousin claims she discovered them first
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We are Sostter
We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
We curate independent brands, one-of-a-kind finds, and everyday essentials with character.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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