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The T Shirt That Tells a Rather Glorious Story
Right, so here's the thing about this particular t shirt. We didn't set out to immortalize a mischievous Chow Chow's pond mishap, but life has a funny way of presenting you with these marvellous opportunities. Behold Robert, captured mid-chaos with the moral compass of a rather optimistic raccoon and the grace of a thoroughly soggy loaf of bread.
Why Choose Our T Shirt
Splendidly Ethical Craftsmanship: Crafted from certified organic cotton and spun with renewable energy, because Robert insists on leaving a smaller pawprint than his behaviour might suggest. You can wear this with genuinely clear eco-conscience.
Utterly Fetching Design: Hand printed using low waste printing technology, featuring Robert post soak with eyes full of guilt, glory, and precisely zero shits given. Frankly, it's rather brilliant.
Responsibly Made Throughout: Every step has been audited for social and sustainability criteria. Manufactured in a renewable energy powered facility. No animal testing. Nothing dodgy about it whatsoever.
Properly Comfortable Fit: 155 grammes per square metre of organic cotton means it's substantial enough to actually wear, not some flimsy thing that falls apart after one wash.
Product Details
Material: Certified organic cotton, 155 grammes per square metre
Care Instructions: Wash cool, hang dry to maintain its rather good condition
Certifications: Genetically modified free, not tested on animals, contains no animal derived products
Manufacturing: Produced in renewable energy powered factory with comprehensive social and sustainability auditing
Sizing: Refer to our size guide for chest, waist, and height measurements in centimetres. If you find yourself between sizes, do go for the larger option.
This is the sort of t shirt people ask about. Wear it proudly, wear it damply, wear it as a rather fabulous warning to others about the perils of duck envy and unsupervised pond access. Robert did the dip so you could drip in style.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
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