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If You Can't Say Anything Nice Sit By Me Needlepoint Cushion
$69.00 USD
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A Rather Splendid Cushion With Something to Say
Look, we're not ones to boast, but this green velvet cushion is rather marvellous. It features the rather good sentiment 'If You Can't Say Anything Nice... Sit By Me' in handmade needlepoint stitching, paired with a gorgeous navy velvet reverse. It's the sort of piece that sparks conversation and makes your sofa look properly handsome, all at once.
Why Choose Our Needlepoint Cushion
Beautifully Crafted by Hand: Each cushion is stitched by hand with proper care, making it utterly fetching and fabulously made. No machines here, just patience and thread.
Reversible Design: Flip it about depending on your mood. Green on one side, navy on the other. Rather clever, that.
Scarcity Value: Only 100 were made. Once they're gone, they're gone. This is a limited edition piece, which makes it all the more special.
Properly Stuffed: Includes a hollow fibre inner for comfort and structure that actually lasts.
Product Details
Dimensions: 30 by 50 centimetres, a delightfully stylish size for chairs, sofas, or beds
Needlepoint: Handmade thread stitching throughout
Filling: Inner hollow fibre included
Edition: Limited to 100 pieces worldwide
This is rather the showstopper. Don't sit about pondering it for too long.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
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