Cheese Tax Enforcer Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Apron
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Cook Under Royal Scrutiny
Right, so you've been warned. The moment you open the fridge, there's a rather judgmental Cavalier King Charles Spaniel ready to levy what can only be described as the Cheese Tax. This apron announces the whole delightfully silly arrangement to your kitchen and indeed to anyone brave enough to venture near your snacks.
Why Choose Our Apron
Utterly Fetching Design: Features an absolutely gorgeous Cavalier King Charles Spaniel alongside the rather important reminder: Don't Forget The Cheese Tax. It's the sort of thing that makes people smile the moment they spot it.
Properly Made: Crafted from a marvellous blend of 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill. Soft enough to enjoy wearing, durable enough to survive the rigours of actual cooking and cheese-related incidents.
Adjustable Comfort: Self fabric neck tie with a sliding, adjustable buckle ensures it fits rather well regardless of your particular dimensions.
Easy Care: Survives domestic washing at 60 degrees Celsius without complaint. Industrial laundry at 85 degrees Celsius if you're feeling rather industrious.
Responsibly Made: WRAP Certified Production means this apron arrived here through proper channels.
Product Details
Material Composition: 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton twill
Weight: 190gsm across all colours
Neck Fastening: Self fabric tie with adjustable sliding buckle
Care Instructions: Domestic wash 60 degrees Celsius, industrial laundry 85 degrees Celsius
Certification: WRAP Certified Production
Perfect for dog lovers, cheese enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever suspected their spaniel has designs on their snacks. Order yours before the Cheese Tax Enforcer declares you've been rather too generous with the cheddar.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
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