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Home Sweet F*cking Home Needlepoint Cushion
£60.00 GBP
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A Rather Cheeky Cushion That Actually Says What We're All Thinking
Look, we've all had that moment where someone asks about your home and you want to be honest. This splendid needlepoint cushion does exactly that, with a generous helping of humour and zero apologies. It's the sort of thing that makes guests either laugh or question your life choices, possibly both.
Why Choose Our Needlepoint Cushion
Handmade Needlepoint Artistry: Each one is stitched by hand with proper care and attention. You can tell the difference, honestly. It's not mass-produced drudgery.
Beautifully Crafted Pink Velvet Reverse: Flip it over and you've got a glorious plush velvet backing. Rather fetching when you want to keep things civilised on alternate days.
Utterly Reversible: Two looks, one fabulous cushion. We like to think of it as having your cake and eating it too.
Includes Inner Cushion: No faffing about. Your inner hollowfibre cushion is included and ready to go.
Limited Edition Production: Only 100 of these marvellous things exist. It's not scarcity for scarcity's sake, just a genuine limited run that won't be endlessly reproduced.
Product Details
Dimensions: 30 by 50 centimetres, a rather good size for making your point without being absolutely ridiculous about it.
Construction: Hand-stitched needlepoint with pink velvet backing and pre-filled hollowfibre inner cushion.
Perfect For: Your sofa, your favourite chair, or anywhere you'd like to inject some personality and a bit of cheeky attitude.
This is rather the showstopper for housewarming gifts, or for anyone who appreciates honesty served with a side of style. One of a limited collection.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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