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The Birthday Card for Your Gloriously Odd Loved Ones
Let's be honest, some of the best people in our lives are complete weirdo humans. This rather splendid card is your chance to tell them so, in a way that's equal parts affectionate and slightly self-aware.
Why Choose Our Birthday Card
Tactile Luxury That Actually Feels Good: Printed on premium textured linen card stock, this isn't your run-of-the-mill greeting card moment. It's the sort of thing people keep on their desk because it genuinely feels fabulous in your hands.
Properly Handsome Dimensions: At 6 by 6 inches, it strikes that marvellous sweet spot between substantial and not absurdly oversized.
Message That Lands: The card reads Happy Birthday to my weirdo human. Specific enough to feel personal, silly enough to land the laugh.
Envelope Included: No scrambling around for something to post it in. We've done the thinking for you.
Product Details
Card Size: 6 by 6 inches
Material: Premium textured linen card
What's Inside: Matching envelope included
Perfect For: Dog lovers, cat lovers, pet parents, and anyone who appreciates being called a weirdo human with genuine affection
Special Offer: Buy 2 cards and receive a £5 discount automatically at checkout. Rather good value for spreading joy, we'd say.
Order yours today and give your favourite weirdo human something they'll actually want to keep around.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
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