For Those Who Understand That Dachshunds Are Objectively Superior

Why Choose Our Dachshund T-Shirt

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Right, let's be honest. You adore dachshunds. That particular sausage-shaped charisma, the floppy ears, the entirely unreasonable personality packed into such a gloriously elongated frame. This rather good t-shirt exists precisely because we share your bewilderment at how charming these creatures are. It's relaxed, it's soft, and it's designed to let you broadcast your excellent taste in canine companions without trying too hard.

Certified Organic Cotton: 230g per square metre of the real stuff. Proper fabric that actually feels like something, not those thin affairs that pretend to be t-shirts.

Relaxed Fit Design: Sits beautifully without clinging or billowing. You'll move through your day wondering why you don't own ten of these.

Playful Dachshund Print: Rendered with enough wit to make other dog lovers do a double take. Conversation starter. Utterly fetching.

Sustainably Made: Low waste printing technology, renewable energy powered factory, not tested on animals, entirely animal-derived-product-free. Do good while looking rather fabulous.

Made in the UK: Printed here, made with standards we can actually speak to, audited for social and sustainability criteria that matter.

Fabric: Certified organic cotton, 230g per square metre

Care: Wash cool, hang dry to keep it looking splendid

Fit Notes: This style runs oversized. If you're between sizes, go for the smaller of the two for a more fitted silhouette.

How to Measure: Bust is around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits. Waist sits at your natural waistline. Hips measure around the fullest part. Garment Chest is from underarm to underarm seam. Garment Length runs from the side of the neckline to the hem.

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Colour White Oat Stone Blue Evergreen Willow

Size 8 10 12 14 16 18

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This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!

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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

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Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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