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For Those Who'd Rather Chat With Ferns Than Make Small Talk
Look, we understand. People are rather a lot. Plants, on the other hand, are splendid listeners and they never ask you about the weather. This cheerfully sardonic art print celebrates the introvert's ultimate truth: houseplants make far better company than, well, most humans.
Featuring lush botanical illustration paired with witty typography on a soft neutral background, this marvellous print brings both beauty and a knowing smile to any room. Whether you're decorating a home office, creating a cosy plant corner, or hunting for the perfect gift for someone who speaks fluent plant parent, this rather good piece does the heavy lifting.
Why Choose Our Wall Art Print
Beautifully Crafted Quality: Printed on archival-quality matte paper with rich, vivid colours that won't fade or disappoint you midway through your introvert journey.
Thoughtfully Packaged: Arrives unframed in a protective sleeve with rigid backing, carefully wrapped in eco-friendly materials ready to brighten your walls.
Artist Signed: Each print is signed by the artist on the reverse, adding a personal touch that feels rather special.
Multiple Sizes to Suit Your Space: Find the perfect fit for any wall, from intimate corners to statement-making displays.
Product Details
Available Sizes: 5x7 inches, A4 (21 x 29.7 cm), or A3 (29.7 x 42 cm)
Paper Quality: Archival-grade matte paper with soft, smooth texture
Shipping: Dispatched from the United Kingdom with worldwide delivery available
What's Included: Print only, unframed. You provide the frame and mounting solution.
Perfect for plant parents, nature lovers, and anyone who finds genuine joy in the company of houseplants. Makes a glorious gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or that most necessary self-care moment.
Note: Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings. Frame and mount are not included.
Your walls are waiting. Your plants will approve.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
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