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Funny Vinyl Sticker Handmade Swearing Waterproof Decal
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A Rather Marvellous Way to Express Your Indifference
Look, we're not ones to bandy about superlatives, but this hand-lettered vinyl sticker is genuinely rather splendid. It features the phrase 'The fucks I give are smaller than this teeny sticker' in bold blue and yellow, and honestly, if that doesn't capture the essence of a Monday morning, we don't know what does.
Why Choose Our Funny Vinyl Sticker
Authentically Handmade: Each sticker is illustrated and crafted by hand in the UK, so you're getting something with actual personality rather than something mass-produced by robots who've forgotten what humour is.
Built to Last: Our matte laminated finish is waterproof and fade-resistant, which means your sentiment will survive water bottles, weather, and the general chaos of modern life.
Perfectly Petite: At approximately 5cm, it's just the right size for laptops, water bottles, journals, lunchboxes, or anywhere else you fancy making a quiet but rather pointed statement.
Vibrant Colours: The bold design actually looks rather gorgeous, even when you're reading something decidedly ungracious.
Product Details
Size: Approximately 5cm
Material: Handmade vinyl with matte laminate finish
Waterproof and fade-resistant
Crafted in the UK
Suitable for laptops, water bottles, journals, and more
How to Apply and Care
Apply to clean, dry surfaces only for best results. It's waterproof, though we do recommend hand-washing rather than the dishwasher if you want it to remain looking rather splendid for years to come.
Perfect for the perpetually exhausted, the chronically sarcastic, and anyone who appreciates a bit of cheeky profanity. Whether you're treating yourself or gifting it to a friend who's just done with everyone's nonsense, this sticker delivers a message with rather charming restraint.
Treat yourself to a small, beautifully crafted reminder that your fucks remain elegantly scarce.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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