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The Tote Bag That Gets You (And Psychoanalysis)
Right, let's be perfectly honest. This isn't your standard carrier of groceries. It's a rather splendid canvas tote featuring an original illustration of a pair of boobs with faces where you'd expect nipples. One is cheerfully happy. One looks decidedly glum. It's the sort of thing that makes people do a double-take at the farmer's market, which is precisely the point.
Why Choose Our Happy Face Sad Face Tote
Witty Conversation Starter: Whether you're referencing Melanie Klein's object relations theory or simply enjoying the absurdist humour, this bag says something about your sense of fun. People will notice it. People will smile.
Beautifully Handmade: Each bag is hand-pressed with black vinyl onto quality canvas in our studio in Rutland, UK. No mass production nonsense here, just proper craftsmanship you can actually see and feel.
Genuinely Useful: This isn't a novelty item gathering dust. It's a proper tote that holds your weekly shop, your library books, or whatever else you care to transport about town.
Product Details
Dimensions: 36 centimetres wide by 40 centimetres tall with a 10 centimetre base width for genuine structure and stability.
Materials: Premium canvas construction with hand-pressed black vinyl graphic that lasts and lasts.
Handmade: Created individually in our Rutland studio rather than churned out by the thousand elsewhere.
Order yours before someone else does. Bags like this tend to be rather popular with people who appreciate a bit of wit alongside their practical shopping solutions.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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