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I Love You More Than Biscuits Funny Love Card
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A Rather Splendid Declaration of Affection for the Biscuit Enthusiast in Your Life
Right, let's be perfectly honest. Saying you love someone more than biscuits is no small matter. It's a statement of intent, a promise, a rather marvellous commitment. This delightfully stylish greeting card features Britain's most beloved biscuit tin residents in adorable kawaii form: custard creams, bourbons, and jammy dodgers, looking ever so slightly affronted by such a sweet proclamation. Because frankly, these little fellows know their worth.
Why Choose Our Biscuit Love Card
Utterly Fetching Design: Hand-illustrated kawaii characters of classic British biscuits arranged with maximum charm and just a hint of comic indignation.
Genuine British Humour: Nobody lies about biscuits. Your recipient will absolutely know you mean it, because the logic is simply unassailable.
Blank Inside Canvas: Plenty of space to pen your own personal message and make this glorious declaration truly yours.
Beautifully Crafted Quality: Premium white silk cardstock at 350gsm weight feels rather substantial and properly handsome in hand.
Thoughtfully Presented: Arrives with a kraft envelope, ready to impress on Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or any occasion that deserves a showstopper.
Product Details
Size: A6 greeting card measuring 105 by 148 millimetres, perfectly proportioned for posting or gifting.
Materials: Printed on premium white silk cardstock, 350 grams per square metre weight.
Finish: Blank inside for your personal message with included kraft envelope.
Provenance: UK-designed and thoughtfully made.
Send this rather marvellous card to the biscuit lover, best friend, or tea-break crush who deserves to know exactly where they stand in your affections. Order now and make someone's day infinitely better.
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