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A Rather Splendid Lobster You Can Actually Lick
Look, we'll be honest. We're not entirely sure why someone thought to turn a crustacean into a lollipop, but here we are, and it's rather marvellous. This solid milk chocolate lobster is a glorious copper colour and comes perched on a stick like some sort of edible seaside trophy. It's utterly fetching, genuinely tasty, and just peculiar enough to make people ask questions.
Why Choose Our Lobster Lollipop
Properly Handsome: At 9cm tall (14.5cm with stick), it's the ideal size for showing off without committing to anything too serious.
Beautifully Crafted: Made from creamy milk chocolate with 38 percent cocoa solids minimum. It's not fancy, but it's rather good.
Quite the Showstopper: The sort of thing that arrives in a gift box and immediately makes people smile (or at least furrow their brows in delighted confusion).
Product Details
Weight: 20g of pure chocolate indulgence
Dimensions: Lobster measures 9cm, extending to 14.5cm when you add the stick
Ingredients: Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring, Salt), Decoration (E555, E171, E172)
Allergen Information: Contains milk and soya. Produced in an environment handling milk, gluten, eggs, tree nuts, sesame, sulphites and peanut.
How We Get It to You
Same Day Dispatch: Order before 1pm on weekdays and we'll get it out immediately (in stock items only)
Free Delivery: Standard delivery is complimentary on orders over £35
Click and Collect: Pop down to collect for free
Other Options: Standard Royal Mail First class recorded delivery at £4.50, or named day delivery at £10
Order now and treat yourself or someone bewilderingly lucky to chocolate excellence with fins.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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