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Maybe Swearing Will Help Wildflower Blank Greetings Card

Maybe Swearing Will Help Wildflower Blank Greetings Card

£3.00 GBP
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The Perfect Card for When Words Fail You (Alphabetically Speaking)

Sometimes you need a card that understands the assignment. This rather marvellous blank greetings card features an original wildflower illustration that's equal parts witty and genuinely gorgeous. Inside is yours to fill with whatever message you see fit, no judgment whatsoever.

Why Choose Our Wildflower Blank Card

Beautifully Crafted Design: Each card arrives featuring a splendid original illustration that actually makes people smile when they open it, which is rather the whole point.

Quality That Lasts: Printed on properly handsome 300gsm card made from FSC certified paper, because we believe good things should feel good in your hands.

Thoughtfully Packaged: Comes with a co-ordinating colourful envelope made from recycled paper, so the moment you give it feels as fabulous as the card itself.

Perfect Size: A6 format, which means it fits beautifully on mantlepieces and won't get lost in the post quite as easily.

Product Details

Dimensions: Approximately A6 size

Card Stock: 300gsm FSC certified paper

Inside: Blank for your personal message

Envelope: Recycled paper, colour coordinated

Whether you're congratulating someone, commiserating, or simply apologising for being a bit rubbish at keeping in touch, this card does the heavy lifting. Order now and give someone a card that's actually worth keeping.

SHIPPING + RETURNS


THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!


RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY
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Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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