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A Rather Marvellous Chocolate Motorbike That Actually Tastes as Good as It Looks
We've done something rather splendid here. Imagine a motorbike so beautifully crafted you'd almost feel guilty eating it. Almost. This is hand-poured from fine-grade chocolate with the sort of intricate detail that makes you wonder how on earth it didn't fall apart during creation. Spoiler alert: it very nearly did.
Why Choose Our Chocolate Motorbike
Handcrafted Perfection: Each one is made by hand, which means no two are entirely identical. Rather like us, but significantly more delicious and far less likely to trip over nothing.
Fine-Grade Chocolate: We've resisted the urge to cut corners here. This is proper chocolate, the sort that melts on your tongue instead of leaving that waxy aftertaste that haunts your dreams.
Utterly Fetching Detail: Every curve, every spoke, every tiny exhaust pipe has been rendered with absurd attention. It's the sort of showstopper that makes people question whether it's art, engineering, or lunch.
A Gloriously Peculiar Gift: For the person who has everything except a life-sized chocolate motorbike. Which, let's face it, is everyone.
Product Details
Construction: Hand-poured from premium chocolate with intricate moulding.
Size: Properly substantial and suitably Instagram-worthy.
Flavour: Rich, marvellous, and unapologetically indulgent.
Perfect For: Gifting to someone fabulous, treating yourself, or simply admiring before reluctantly consuming.
Given the rather painstaking nature of creating these beauties, they do tend to find homes rather quickly. If you've been sitting on the fence about owning a chocolate motorbike, well, the fence is getting rather crowded.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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