The Tee That Understands Your Dog Better Than You Do

Right then, imagine a shirt so thoroughly relaxed it could give masterclasses in doing absolutely nothing. This is it. We have rather foolishly designed something that captures the glorious, hair-strewn chaos of living with a Bearded Collie, and the result is rather marvellous, if we do say so ourselves.

Why Choose Our Relaxed Fit Tee

Comfort That Actually Works: Oversized and brilliantly forgiving, it moves with you through zoomies, cuddle sessions, and those peculiar moments when your dog inexplicably decides your lap is the only acceptable seating arrangement. The fabric breathes, it stretches, it genuinely cares about your comfort.

Ethically Made, Obviously: Certified organic cotton, printed in the UK with low waste technology, and made in a renewable energy powered factory. We took the sustainability thing rather seriously because, well, our dogs deserve better than a complicated conscience.

Properly Designed: The Hairicane print captures that delightful whirlwind of affection and shedding that defines Bearded Collie ownership. It is, frankly, rather fetching.

Product Details

Material: Certified organic cotton, 155g per square metre, sustainably and ethically produced

Care: Wash cool, hang dry to maintain that rather good quality we have worked rather hard to achieve

Made Properly: Printed in the UK using low waste technology, GM free, not tested on animals, contains no animal derived products, made in a factory audited for social and sustainability criteria

Size Guide

This tee is oversized. If you fall between sizes, go for the smaller of the two.

Size	8	10	12	14	16	18	20	22	24
Bust (cm)	84	88	92	97	103	108	116	123	130
Waist (cm)	66	70	75	80	85	91	98	105	112
Hips (cm)	91	95	99	104	109	116	123	130	137

Measuring Tips: Bust is the fullest part of your torso just below the armpits. Waist is around your waistline. Hips is the fullest part of your hips.

Get yours before dog park season reminds everyone why they actually need one.

Colour White Oat Sage Stone Blue Slate Grey

Size 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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