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Right, let's be honest: relationships are rather wonderfully mad, aren't they. This card celebrates that glorious chaos with a touch of self-aware humour and rather fetching kawaii bat artwork. If your person makes your heart do that fluttery thing while simultaneously driving you round the bend, this is precisely the thing you've been looking for.
Why Choose Our You Drive Me Batty Card
Utterly Fetching Design: Adorable bat illustration that actually says what you mean without you having to fumble through your own words like a fool at a dinner party
Properly Handsome Presentation: Comes with a matching envelope because we understand that first impressions matter
Blank Inside Canvas: Plenty of space for your own wonderfully complicated love notes, heartfelt confessions, or terrible jokes. We shan't judge
Marvellously Versatile: Works brilliantly for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or that random Tuesday when you want to remind them they're your favourite kind of delicious chaos
Product Details
Contents: One card with matching envelope and blank interior
Artwork: Kawaii bat design that brings genuine charm without trying too hard
Occasion: Anniversary, Valentine's Day, or whenever you need to express mild adoration mixed with fond exasperation
Message: Playful, affectionate, and just the right side of batty
This card rather perfectly captures what it means to love someone spectacularly complicated. Order now and deliver a little batty magic to someone who absolutely deserves knowing just how much their wonderfully mad self means to you.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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