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70th Birthday Candle For Her Funny Gift

70th Birthday Candle For Her Funny Gift

£15.49 GBP
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Right, so someone's turned seventy. Rather marvellous, really. And what better way to mark this glorious milestone than with a candle that says exactly what you're both thinking in rather bold red lettering on a pale pink label. It's cheeky, it's charming, and it's utterly fetching.

Why Choose Our 70th Birthday Candle?

Beautifully Handcrafted: Each glass candle is hand poured in our Manchester workshop using natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil. Proper job, that.

Your Scent, Your Way: Before it arrives at her door, you get to choose from four rather good fragrances that actually smell like something worthwhile instead of synthetic sadness.

Eco-Conscious Packaging: We've wrapped it all in 100 percent recyclable packaging because even milestone birthdays deserve a bit of consideration for the planet.

Made To Order: This isn't sitting in a warehouse gathering dust. We make it fresh when you order it, which somehow feels rather more special.

Product Details:

Container Options: Choose between 20cl or 30cl in either pink or clear glass. Whatever suits the aesthetic of her mantelpiece, really.

Fragrance Selection: Secret Beach Club opens with coconut, pineapple and peach for those dreaming of distant shores. Pink Blossom offers a sweet, feminine combination of amber, vanilla, peach and jasmine. Chilled Vibes brings fresh citrus and eucalyptus on a calming floral base for the spa enthusiasts. Midnight Queen combines jasmine and oud with exotic spices on a woody base for something properly indulgent.

This is the sort of gift that makes people laugh, then genuinely want to keep the candle. Order now and we'll create hers to order before beautifully packaging it by hand.

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RETURNS

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