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Funny Boyfriend Gift Candle Want a Blowjob
£15.49 GBP
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A Rather Cheeky Way to Communicate What You Actually Want
Look, we're not ones to beat around the bush. Sometimes the direct approach is rather marvellous, and this candle does precisely that. Light it when you want to make your intentions perfectly clear, without all the awkward stammering.
Why Choose Our Funny Candle
Gloriously Honest Message: Bold red lettering on a pale pink label that says exactly what it means. No cryptic nonsense.
Beautifully Crafted: Hand poured with natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil in our Manchester workshop. Each one made to order, so it's rather personal.
Thoughtfully Packaged: 100 percent recyclable packaging that arrives looking splendid enough to gift immediately or keep for yourself.
Your Scent, Your Rules: Choose your fragrance before we pour it. Because one-size-fits-all is terribly dull.
Product Details
Material: Natural soy wax with premium fragrance oil
Presentation: Glass vessel with pale pink label and signature bold red text
Made: Hand poured to order in our Manchester workshop
Packaging: 100 percent recyclable and rather gorgeous
This is the sort of gift that arrives with a knowing smile, a raised eyebrow, and possibly a blush. Perfectly suitable for partners, spouses, or anyone who appreciates a bit of cheeky honesty wrapped up in something that actually smells rather good.
Gift one today and let the record show you're not one to leave things to chance.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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