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Finally Married Funny Wedding Gift Candle
£15.49 GBP
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After all the planning, the stress, and those rather alarming sleepless nights, it's finally happened. You've actually done it. Time to celebrate tying the knot with something rather splendid and entirely unashamed of its sense of humour.
This hand poured soy wax candle arrives with a bold red label declaring the rather obvious truth: Finally Fucking Married. It sits in a sturdy glass container that's as gorgeous as it is guilt free, and it's the sort of gift that makes people smile immediately upon opening it, which is rather the whole point, isn't it.
Why Choose Our Wedding Gift Candle
Natural Soy Wax and Premium Fragrance: Each candle is filled with carefully selected natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil, hand poured in our Manchester workshop to order. No factory lines here, just proper craftsmanship.
Your Scent, Your Way: Choose from four rather marvellous fragrances that actually smell like something worth burning. Secret Beach Club whisks you to distant shores with coconut, pineapple and peach. Pink Blossom offers a sweet, serene mood with amber, vanilla, peach and jasmine. Chilled Vibes delivers calming citrus and eucalyptus on a floral base, utterly fetching for spa enthusiasts. Midnight Queen is indulgent and alluring, combining jasmine and oud with exotic spices on a woody foundation.
Sustainably Made: Beautifully packaged by hand in 100 percent recyclable packaging because we rather care about such things.
Product Details
Container Options: Choose between 20cl (190g) or 30cl (250g) in either pink or clear glass.
Fragrance Selection: Secret Beach Club, Pink Blossom, Chilled Vibes, or Midnight Queen.
Hand Poured to Order: Each candle is created specifically for you, which means it arrives with genuine care and attention.
Perfect for newlyweds, wedding favours, or anyone who appreciates honesty with their home fragrance. This is the sort of gift that gets remembered, discussed at dinner parties, and probably photographed for social media. Rather good going for a candle, really.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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