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Fuck You're Old Funny Birthday Candle for Her
£15.49 GBP
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The Birthday Gift That Says What Everyone's Thinking
Look, turning another year older is rather splendid, even if your friend hasn't quite come to terms with it yet. This utterly fetching scented candle delivers the message with a cheeky wink and bold red lettering on a pastel pink label. It's the sort of gift that lands somewhere between hilarious and heartfelt, which is precisely where the best gifts live.
Why Choose Our Birthday Candle
Naturally Crafted: Each candle is hand poured with natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil in our Manchester workshop, created fresh to order. No mass production, no corners cut, just proper care in every pour.
Your Scent, Your Choice: Select from four rather gorgeous fragrance options, each designed to freshen a room with personality and warmth.
Beautifully Packaged: Arrives wrapped in 100 percent recyclable packaging, because being cheeky about ageing shouldn't mean being careless with the planet.
Product Details
Available Sizes: 20cl, 190g candle or 30cl, 250g candle
Container Colours: Soft pink or clear glass
Fragrance Selection:
Secret Beach Club: Coconut, pineapple and peach blend that whisks you away to distant shores. Invigorating and tropical.
Pink Blossom: Sweet and feminine with amber and vanilla base notes, finished with peach and jasmine for a serene, joyful mood.
Chilled Vibes: Fresh citrus and eucalyptus on a calming floral base, rather like a spa day you can light whenever you fancy one.
Midnight Queen: Indulgent and alluring. Jasmine and oud with exotic spices on a woody foundation, perfect for evenings that feel like adventure.
Hand Poured to Order: Because we make these as you order them, your candle arrives fresher and more personal than anything sitting on a shelf.
This is the sort of birthday gift people actually remember. Funny enough to raise a smile, well made enough to earn a second glance, and scented well enough to linger pleasantly in their space long after the laughter fades. Order today and give them something they'll talk about for years to come.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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