Festive as Duck Christmas Card – Funny Cheeky Holiday Greetings
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Get into the Christmas spirit with a cheeky twist! This hilarious and slightly sweary hand-illustrated Christmas card features a bright yellow duck wearing a Santa hat, tangled in fairy lights, with the playful phrase “Festive as Duck” underneath. Set against a vibrant blue background with colourful polka dots, this card is the perfect naughty Christmas card for anyone who loves bold, festive humour.
Whether you’re looking for a funny card for a friend, a quirky holiday greeting for a coworker, or just something different from the usual Christmas cards, this playful design is guaranteed to make them smile.
Product Details
- Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – ideal for mailing or framing
- Premium Quality: Printed on 300gsm card for rich, vibrant colours and a smooth, high-quality finish
- Blank Inside: Plenty of space for your own festive message
- Envelope Included: Comes with a coordinating red recycled envelope
- Eco-Friendly: FSC-certified paper for sustainable and environmentally friendly gifting
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Perfect For
- Funny Christmas cards for friends and family
- Quirky stocking fillers and novelty gifts
- Secret Santa and office holiday gift exchanges
- Lovers of cheeky, festive humour with a little profanity
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