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The Perfect Cheeky Milestone Celebration
Right then. Turning fifty deserves something rather marvellous, and this isn't your garden-variety sentimental nonsense. It's a beautifully crafted soy candle with a message that says what we're all thinking, delivered in gloriously bold red lettering on pale pink. Rather fetching, if we do say so ourselves.
Why Choose Our Funny Birthday Candle
Unapologetically Honest: Life's too short for pretence. This candle announces the milestone with the sort of candid humour that actually lands with people who've reached fifty.
Hand Poured Perfection: Each candle is created individually in our Manchester workshop using natural soy wax and premium fragrance. No mass production, no corner cutting.
Scent Tailored to You: Choose your fragrance before we hand pour it. Because a birthday candle should smell like something the birthday person actually enjoys.
Properly Made Packaging: Beautifully wrapped by hand in 100 percent recyclable materials. It arrives looking like someone genuinely cared, which you did.
Product Details
Material: Natural soy wax with premium fragrance oil
Label Design: Bold red text on pale pink, rather impossible to miss
Craftsmanship: Hand poured to order in Manchester
Packaging: Fully recyclable and quite the showstopper
Customisation: Select your scent at checkout
Order now to ensure your custom candle arrives in time for the celebration. These are made to order, so the sooner you choose, the sooner it's theirs.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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