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Relax Like You Don't Have Unread Emails Funny Soy Wax Candle
£15.49 GBP
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The Gift for Anyone Who's Ever Checked Their Inbox at 11pm
Look, we've all been there. You're trying to unwind, perhaps with a cup of tea and genuinely noble intentions of relaxation, when suddenly you remember those 157 unanswered emails lurking in your inbox. Rather demoralizing. This handcrafted soy candle exists to gently mock that exact situation whilst you attempt to pretend it isn't happening.
Perfect for the overworked friend, the returning-from-maternity-leave parent, or literally anyone navigating the beautiful chaos of modern life, this candle combines wry humour with genuinely rather good scent science.
Why Choose Our Funny Soy Wax Candle
Natural Soy Wax: Hand poured in our Manchester workshop using premium soy wax that burns beautifully and cleanly, without the nasty chemicals. Properly conscientious stuff.
Handpicked Fragrance: We've sourced premium fragrance oils that actually smell gorgeous, not like a synthetic approximation of what flowers might smell like if they'd given up on life.
Created to Order: Each candle is made fresh with your chosen scent, meaning you're getting something rather special and personal, not shelf-worn stock.
Delightfully Packaged: Our team hand packages every candle in 100 percent recyclable materials. No excessive nonsense, just thoughtful presentation.
Utterly Fetching Design: Bold red text on pale pink reads 'Relax like you don't have 157 unread emails' and functions as both gift wrapper and conversation starter.
Product Details
Materials: Natural soy wax with premium fragrance oil in recyclable glass vessel
Craftsmanship: Hand poured and packaged individually in our Manchester workshop
Customisation: Choose your preferred scent at checkout
Sustainability: Fully recyclable packaging, naturally derived wax
This is the sort of gift that makes people smile in that genuine way, not the polite sort. Send one to someone who deserves a moment of rather lovely pause in their day, or keep it for yourself because honestly, you've earned it. These tend to find their forever homes rather quickly.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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