Skip to product information
Santa Thinks You're a Tw*t Christmas Card Funny Cheeky Holiday Greeting
£3.00 GBP
Taxes included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Pickup currently not available
Rather a splendid way to shake up the usual festive pleasantries, this funny Christmas card arrives with all the irreverent charm of a well-timed quip at a tedious office party. The phrase Santa thinks you're a tw*t sits proudly within a festive green and purple wreath on a deep blue background, practically begging to be sent to anyone with a properly wicked sense of humour.
Whether your recipient is a friend, colleague, or family member who appreciates the delightfully mischievous side of Christmas, this card delivers the sort of laugh that lingers long after the decorations come down. It's the sort of greeting that people actually remember.
Why Choose Our Christmas Card
Real Hand-Drawn Art: Illustrated and printed right here in the UK with genuine artistry, no AI-generated shortcuts in sight.
Beautifully Crafted Quality: Printed on gorgeous 300gsm card stock that feels rather good in your hands, with colours that remain vibrant and crisp.
Completely Blank Inside: Ample space to add your own personal message, making each card feel properly thoughtful.
Environmentally Conscious: FSC-certified paper means you can send your cheeky greetings without the guilt.
Included Envelope: Arrives with a coordinating red recycled envelope, ready to post or present.
Direct to Recipient: If you'd rather we handle the personal touch, simply leave your handwritten message in the order notes and we'll add it for you.
Product Details
Size: A6 format, measuring 105 by 148 millimetres, perfectly sized for posting or framing on a shelf where guests can admire it.
Card Stock: 300gsm premium card for durability and a smooth, satisfying finish.
Interior: Blank, giving you complete freedom for your message.
Envelope: Red recycled envelope included as standard.
Sustainability: FSC-certified paper because even cheeky cards can be environmentally responsible.
Creation: Hand-drawn and printed in the UK.
Send this card today and give someone the gift of genuine festive laughter. It's the sort of thing people talk about long after Christmas has faded into January regrets.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
Sell with us
Sostter partners with independent brands that intrigue, inspire, and bring something genuinely different to the world of fashion, design, and living.Join us!