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A Rather Splendid DIY Bird Table Your Children Will Actually Want to Paint
Right, let's be honest: most bird tables look like they've been designed by someone who's never actually looked at a bird. This one is different. It's small, beautifully made, and absolutely begging to be decorated by small hands with big ideas. The Zeta is part of our paint-your-own collection, which means your children get to transform it into something utterly their own while you sit back with a cup of tea and marvel at their creativity.
Why Choose Our Fence Bird Table
Built to Last, Made with Purpose: Crafted from British Larch by skilled makers in Staffordshire, this table is fabulously made and built to withstand whatever the garden throws at it. No flat-pack nonsense, no corner-cutting.
Perfect for Smaller Garden Visitors: At 200mm square, it's ideally sized for robins, wrens, and blue tits. Big enough to be useful, small enough to fit anywhere from a balcony to a cottage garden.
Genuinely Safe Paints Included: Our own-brand paints have been thoroughly tested and are completely safe for wildlife, animals, and insects. Which means you can let the children loose without that nagging worry.
Responsibly Sourced Wood: FSC-certified Larch means you're supporting properly managed forests. Feel rather good about that.
Product Details
Dimensions: 200mm width, 200mm depth, 280mm height
Weight: 1.5kg, perfectly portable
Material: FSC-certified British Larch
Code: WBC16-ZETA
This is the sort of thing that sits on your garden for years, gets painted over seasonally by visiting grandchildren, and becomes rather a fixture. Order now and let the decorating season begin.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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